1. The reader of this poem
is as cracked as a cup
As mucky as a pup
2. As troublesome as bubblegum
As brash as a brush
As bouncy as a double-tum
As quief as a sshhh
3. As sneaky as a witch's spell
As tappytoe as jazz
As empty as a wishing well
As echoey as as as as as as
4. As bossy as a whistle
As prody as a pait
O boots made out of thistles
And elephant har
5. As van as trainers
As boning as a draw
As smey as a drain is
Outside the kitchen door
6. As hungry as a wave
That feeds upon the coast
As gaping as the grave
AS GOTCHA) as a ghost
7. As fruitless as a cake of soap
As creeping up a smoke
The reader of this poemhope
Knows how to take a joke!




Please help me. If you do answer this it will mean so much to me. This is urgent.